Stealth mode, ladies and gents!
Because I've found it.
The mother ship. The heart of the beast! The source of ridiculousness!
THE WIC!!!
What geniuses they are. Choosing a crappy run down building in St. Paul posing as a government building. I would never have suspected! But as we were applying for our marriage license, I spotted them!
So heres the plan! We all get a bunch of ski masks and stink bombs and tacky wedding bell decorations and cheap tafetta and homemade dresses and and non matching colors and cupcakes (since those are soooo two years ago) and when they are least expecting it... WE ATTACK!!!
KABLAMO!
We'll turn WIC headquarters into Tacky McTackerton Central! They'll never recover! Not even Queen Bee M. Stew will be able to coordinate the mess we give em!
FLAWLESS PLAN!!!!!
(And in other news, I need more sleep.)
Hahahahahaha love it!
ReplyDeleteClassic. Can I bring my bedazzler to our sneak attack?
ReplyDeleteI have cupcakes wrapped in non-matching cheap taffeta! Let's get 'em!
ReplyDeleteI had cup cakes at my wedding. Two years ago.
ReplyDeleteMs. Bunny - Complete yes to the dedazzler! I'm pretty sure that is M. Stew's arch nemesis!
ReplyDeleteThe Real Mia - I'm glad you hit it while it was hot! We are likely going to have cupcakes and say poo on the WIC and their "this trend is hot! this trend is not!" games. Its a cake in a easily edible form! Whats not to love?
Hahaha! I am so down for this.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the hot glue guns.